Friday, April 16, 2010

A Recall Notice!

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it isprimarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental componen
t7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
10. Selfishness

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the *REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control and
10. Forgiveness

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.--

"For God so loved the world, that he sent his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him."
- John 3: 16,17

Thursday, April 15, 2010

My Great Great Great Grandmother Elizabeth

Elizabeth Bennett Stumbo Wiscup
in the white apron
1817-1907
Looks like a happy family!

Saturday, April 10, 2010

We Trust Him

“God will always give what is right to his people who cry to him night and day, and he will not be slow to answer them.” Luke 18:7
When we come to God, we make requests; we don’t make demands. We come with high hopes and a humble heart. We state what we want, but we pray for what is right. And if God gives us the prison of Rome instead of the mission of Spain, we accept it because we know “God will always give what is right to his people.”
We go to him. We bow before him, and we trust in him.

~max lucado

Sunday, April 4, 2010

The Hope of Easter!

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ! According to his great mercy, he has caused us to be born again to a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead, to an inheritance that is imperishable, undefiled, and unfading, kept in heaven for you.
(1 Peter 1: 3-4). Blessed Easter to all!!

Friday, April 2, 2010

Family

Yesterday I had a nice visit with my cousin Sarah and her
nice hubby Josh and 2 of their boys~ Liam and Ben. Baby Henry
was at home with Auntie JJ. (I am the oldest of the Benham Cousins and Sarah is
the youngest!)
Taylor

Maddi

Trenton

Tonight my niece Ami was in town with her family and I met them for dinner!
Busy Busy kids but I feel so blessed to have them in my life!





Thursday, April 1, 2010

Ashley Lynn Hart turned 8 on March 27th

I picked her up after school yesterday and
she wanted to go for "sweet and sour chicken" for her
Birthday Meal with Sue Sue.
She was "starved" so she was happy to eat her share. The waitress brought
her a little glass Tiger because in China it is the "Year of the Tiger!"
Then we had to take a break because our tummy's were full.
Later we went to the Duluth Grill for dessert. She was so
surprised when the waiter gave her dessert free because it was
her birthday! She likes going there because they have books that
children can take home and she loves to read.

She is a love!