The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it isprimarily expressed. Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental componen
t7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
10. Selfishness
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.
There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the *REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control and
10. Forgiveness
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!- GOD
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by 'Knee mail'.--
"For God so loved the world, that he sent his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him."
- John 3: 16,17
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
We Trust Him
When we come to God, we make requests; we don’t make demands. We come with high hopes and a humble heart. We state what we want, but we pray for what is right. And if God gives us the prison of Rome instead of the mission of Spain, we accept it because we know “God will always give what is right to his people.”
We go to him. We bow before him, and we trust in him.
~max lucado
Sunday, April 4, 2010
The Hope of Easter!
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(1 Peter 1: 3-4). Blessed Easter to all!!
Friday, April 2, 2010
Family
nice hubby Josh and 2 of their boys~ Liam and Ben. Baby Henry
was at home with Auntie JJ. (I am the oldest of the Benham Cousins and Sarah is
the youngest!)
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Ashley Lynn Hart turned 8 on March 27th
I picked her up after school yesterday and
she wanted to go for "sweet and sour chicken" for her
Birthday Meal with Sue Sue.
her a little glass Tiger because in China it is the "Year of the Tiger!"
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Later we went to the Duluth Grill for dessert. She was so
surprised when the waiter gave her dessert free because it was
her birthday! She likes going there because they have books that
children can take home and she loves to read.
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